The countryside = No City Dust Here
Astronomers = Moon starers
Evangelist = Evil's Agent
The cockroach = Cook, catch her!
The Morse Code = Here Come Dots
Slot Machines = Cash Lost in 'em
Conversation = Voices Rant On
Software = Swear Oft
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
The Meaning of Life = The fine game of nil
To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. =
In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.
and some of the names:William Shakespeare: I am a weakish speller
Tony Blair, MP = I'm Tory plan B
Virginia Bottomley = I'm an evil Tory bigot
Florence Nightingale = Nigel, Fetch an Iron Leg
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